WillgasM

• 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

I only close my closets when someone comes over; so they can’t see the junk piled waist high in there.

• 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

only if it’s actually good

• 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

i never make my bed

• 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

lol…go look in my closet

• 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

always. i like to hide notes in other people’s houses

• 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

sorta, i never actually cut them out, just stick the whole page on my bulletin board

• 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

bear, def. i actually kinda want to fight a bear.

• 8: Do you have freckles?

not so much

• 9: Do you always smile for pictures?

kinda. i never smile big

• 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

don’t poke me

• 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

no

• 12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

regularly

• 13: What about pooped in the woods?

sure

• 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

if you could call it dancing

• 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

i put them on my mouth, but don’t chew

• 16: How many people have you slept with this week?

um..none

• 17: What size is your bed?

queen, and it’s awesome

• 18: What is your Song of the week?

anthems for a seventeen-year-old girl

• 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

sure

• 20: Do you still watch cartoons?

often

• 21: Whats your least favorite movie?

whatever it is, i’ve put it out of my mind

• 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

in the woods behind my parents’ house

• 23: What do you drink with dinner?

tea, water, soda, cocktails

• 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

ranch

• 25: What is your favorite food?

enchiladas

• 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

spaceballs, three amigos, v, all the ghiblis, garden state, eternal sunshine, fight club

• 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

random drunk chick

• 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

eagle…represent

• 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

sure, but idk what kind of effed up mag that would be

• 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

forever ago

• 31: Can you change the oil on a car?

yep

• 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

several, but none are on my record

• 33: Ever ran out of gas?

once, on purpose

• 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

reuben

• 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

steak and eggs

• 36: What is your usual bedtime?

11-12 on weekdays, 4ish on weekends

• 37: Are you lazy?

usually

• 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

i honestly don’t remember

• 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

dog, but on the cusp of being a boar

• 40: How many languages can you speak?

just the one well enough to count

• 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

nope

• 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

legos, def.

• 43: Are you stubborn?

at times

• 44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

letterman

• 45: Ever watch soap operas?

only in spanish

• 46: Are you afraid of heights?

no, just falling

• 47: Do you sing in the car?

sure. sometimes i turn off the radio and perform improv plays

• 48: Do you sing in the shower?

neh

• 49: Do you dance in the car?

not so much

• 50: Ever used a gun?

of course

• 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

graduation?

• 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

they can be, but i like them

• 53: Is Christmas stressful?

nope

• 54: Ever eat a pierogi?

sure

• 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

cherry

• 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

engineer

• 57: Do you believe in ghosts?

not as such

• 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

often

• 59: Take a vitamin daily?

not lately; been slacking. usually take a handful

• 60: Wear slippers?

rarely

• 61: Wear a bath robe?

never

• 62: What do you wear to bed?

a smile

• 63: First concert?

doug mooreland, kevin fowler, etc

• 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

target

• 65: Nike or Adidas?

neither. they don’t make shoes my size

• 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

fritos i spose

• 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

pnuts

• 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

don’t guess so

• 69: Ever take dance lessons?

nope

• 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

teacher, childcare, musician, stripper?

• 71: Can you curl your tongue?

yarr

• 72: Ever won a spelling bee?

sure

• 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

all the time

• 74: Own any record albums?

nope

• 75: Own a record player?

nope

• 76: Regularly burn incense?

yep

• 77: Ever been in love?

a couple times

• 78: Who would you like to see in concert?

mmouse is the first to come to mind

• 79: What was the last concert you saw?

bb king

• 80: Hot tea or cold tea?

depends on the weather

• 81: Tea or coffee?

tea more often

• 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

sugar

• 83: Can you swim well?

well enough

• 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

yeah

• 85: Are you patient?

quite

• 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

the dan band will play at my wedding, non-negotiable

• 87: Ever won a contest?

a few

• 88: Ever have plastic surgery?

no

• 89: Which are better black or green olives?

close, but green

• 90: Can you knit or crochet?

haven’t recently

• 91: Best room for a fireplace?

living room

• 92: Do you want to get married?

eventually

• 93: If married, how long have you been married?

n/a

• 94: Who was your HS crush?

sandra, then sophia :)

• 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

no

• 96: Do you have kids?

none

• 97: Do you want kids?

i guess

• 98: Whats your favorite color?

black

• 99: Do you miss anyone right now?

always

I’ve been opening at work a couple days this week. This means I wake up way to early, but it also means I have time for breakfast. This morning I decided to stop at the gas station for a sausage biscuit and some chocolate moo. Much too my chagrin, there were no sausage-egg-cheese-biscuits warming away under the heat lamps. I settled instead for a bacon-egg-cheese-english muffin, which is a huge compromise on my part. So I get to my office and begin unwrapping my morning meal when, much to my surprise, I find that it had been mislabeled. It’s actually a cleverly disguised sausage-egg-cheese-biscuit. This is just one more example that I am, in fact, the center of the known universe.